Fritanga

If you could design a worse game I would be thoroughly impressed.

Let's start with the rulebook, or shall I say rulebooks. They literally give you 6-twenty+ page manuals in every latin and germanic language you can imagine. I am surprised they didn't translate this into ancient Babylonian. The amount of ink and paper waste here is a travesty. 80% of the game's net weight comes from instruction manuals. For a game as simple as this it should literally be a one-pager but somehow someone broke the universe by figuring out how to extend the rules into biblical-length verbal diarrhea.

The game itself can be summed up into 3 words. "It's Fall Guys", but infinitely worse. It is the literal black hole of bad. Its unquantifyingly bad. It's so bad that I whole-heartedly expect a docuseries on Netflix to be made about this game. It takes 5 minutes to set up and 2 minutes to play. You can pretty much lose on turn 2 so you can watch your friends make mindless decisions until they also lose. Losing on turn 2 is a blessing though because you could do literally anything else while your friends are subject to abject boredom. The experience can be liken to curing your sea-sickness by drowning.

TLDR: A brain-dead snail could play. Game takes longer to set-up than it does to play. Someone should apologize to the trees that were cut down to print these. This is the beginning of the end of humanity.